An Assortment of [Everything]

Yep, everything

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ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

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cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

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thepeasantcourtier:

darkknightguardianofgotham:

true-justice-moogle:

sjwstupidity:

dropmycumberbritches:

poppypicklesticks:

equalityactualitatem:

dropmycumberbritches:

cheapobsession:

dropmycumberbritches:

capricornicis:

dropmycumberbritches:

poppypicklesticks:

neckbeardadventurer:

poppypicklesticks:

retiredsaint:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Notice how it says “having sex” and not “raping”. Source»

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHYYYY

That smug bitch would have gotten longer for not paying her TV license or smashing a car.  What is wrong with our society? 

The hell’s a tv license?

It’s something us Brits have to pay if we want to watch live TV.   If you’re a student, you will get several threatening letters about it a year, even if you don’t have a TV or only use yours to play games or watch DVDs to try and scare you into paying for a license if you are watching tv illegally. 

It seems like they’re painting her as a predator. I think she’s being slandered and it’s not fair. This is patriarchy and it reeks. 

Hey look the fucking cunt who lied about a little girl being raped is standing up for a pedophile. 

1. I didn’t lie about a little girl getting raped. I’m a victim just like everyone who reblogged the post.

2. Be careful with your words. This woman is not a pedophile. She made an honest mistake and is now a victim herself.

You’re so full of shit. A honest mistake is not raping a 8 year old boy repeatedly. She is not a victim, she’s a rapist.
But if the genders were reversed, you’d be screaming “rape culture” and wanting his head.

No, but what I’m saying is how do we not know that this wasn’t the other way around? Why is she the aggressor and not the victim? Why does the male in this situation get a pass for what he did? Perhaps he wanted her to do it? Men are more sexually active at younger ages according to science. I’m a warrior against rape and rape culture but in this situation, it seems consensual.

Men are more sexually active at younger ages according to science”
Citation needed. I’d love to see what scientific paper you read that implies that boys are more sexually active at younger ages, and then I’d love to read a 42 page paper on why you think Statutory rape is totally okay.

This girl is fucking disgusting.   Seriously.   

Statutory rape isn’t okay. I’m just saying it’s not that when it’s a woman who is above age.

How the fuck do you even rationalize that in your fucked up, clearly psychotic mind?

Victim blaming an 8-year old boy who was repeatedly raped by saying “perhaps he wanted it”, distribution and creation of false news stories to demonise boys and men, compounding the hate and backlash you’re getting for the previous two actions and then calling yourself a “martyr for women’s rights”…

Are you seriously this idiotic? Are you seriously this bewildered at why everyone is mad and calling you out? How can you even think ANYONE is going to take a look at any of your posts from now on and think you have a shred of credibility? They’re going to think you are just making another ploy for attention, that you falsified another story for notes or your ulterior motives of misandry and rape apologism (only when it comes to male victims of rape).

I can’t be bothered any more. You are now written out of my concerns.

-Mog

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Okay I have to say something here:

You have to be AT LEAST 16 years old in the UK to be classed as a legal consenting adult where sex is involved. If the girl is 16, however, the boy in the relationship may be 14 years old (this from my friend who is currently studying law)

THE BOY WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. THAT IS FUCKING STATUTORY AT THE VERY LEAST.

Moving onto the “Boys are more sexually active at younger ages” thing - BULLSHIT. You know why? THE BOY WAS FUCKING EIGHT YEARS OLD. EIGHT YEAR OLDS ARE NOT FUCKING LIKELY TO UNDERSTAND OR HAVE ANY INTEREST IN SEX. Your “according to science” excuse is also bullshit because I am a motherfucking biology student and I read a fuckton of scientific papers on a daily basis and there is not a SINGLE one that I have found (and I have read over 1000 on everything from pig feeding trials and chimps to fucking syphilis and HIV) says anything about males of any species being sexually active significantly earlier than females. puberty in humans starts around the 11-13 year old mark, sometimes (though very rarely) it can happen to a ten-year-old, but nobody I know of either sex ever expressed an interest in sleeping with people until AT LEAST 13. AT LEAST.

This woman is a sick and disgusting excuse for a human being, if she is one at all. That poor boy was raped. Repeatedly. She should be locked away for life and not be allowed anywhere near children. She is a fucking pedophile. And if anyone thinks that her actions are okay because she’s a woman then they need to go into psychotherapy. She should’ve got a longer sentence.

That said, the “I told them I was sorry and they gave me a slap on the wrist - i love being female” thing is bullshit. It’s not in the article anywhere and no british woman would ever say “goddamn” - that I suspect was put there by someone else for their own political reasons.

If you want to read the actual article the source is in the initial post.

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